we are: three hard twerkers who love scopin' butts (mostly dudes, sometimes twinky, sometimes brogue-y, often tastier'n an acvodad bubble tea) hot, saucy, cheesy weiners (i'm talking about sausage and cheese plates, you grody brody!), and that cute lil sigh from an exhasperated pupdawg--you know, the one that means "ugh, fine, use my ear as a pretend cellphone and call the president about those mariah carrey tickets."
we peep paws (that is, we spy on hot dads and ogle little doggie feets) and breathe inefficiently.
you may call us, respectively, mr. & mrs. bendychuck cumberbass (or bean and baikey, whatever). also, cakey panbinger. give us pizza.